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[returnafavor]

I'm supposed to ask you about time travel.
I'm pretty sure you've got no idea how to time travel, so sorry in advance, but at this point, anything's worth a shot. ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

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[poppycock]

[ has klaus mentioned his 1000-year-old patience has not yet entirely extended to these emoticon faces? he misses handwriting letters at times; there's a respect for language to be found in them.

also what ] Well, time travel is a concept originally popularized by H.G. Wells' 'The Time Machine' at the turn of the 20th century. Personally, I found the tale more a commentary on humanity's barbarism than the downfalls of a capitalist society, but to each his own.

[returnafavor]

[ Blame Damon. Blame everything on Damon. ]

So you don't have magical powers to go back and fix everything, got it.
I think I saw the movie about that, though! The monster effects weren't very good.

[ Kise Ryouta: not exactly an intellectual, but by god, he's going to try to roll with the conversation anyway. ]

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[ klaus usually does

and then he chokes him ]

Unfortunately I don't, but I would be interested to know how you came to such a conclusion. [ meaning he is pretty much assuming it's damon NEGL bc that salvadick is obviously the only person with the considerable stupidity to troll him. ]

The novel did spurn a few films, although I'm sure at the time they were appreciated. [ not that he was around to- oh wait he was. ]

[returnafavor]

[ Kise would support this plan wholeheartedly. Until he realized it was actual choking, but details. ]

Someone whose name definitely isn't Stefan told me to ask you about it.
Any idea who that could be?

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[ yes he does :3 ] Considering Stefan has a much more worthwhile sense of humor [ no really once stefan made a man drink his wife's blood out of a champagne glass it was great klaus thought it was a hoot ] I'm going to assume his older brother had a hand in duping you.

Honestly I'd choose better company if I were you.

[returnafavor]

It's not like we're friends or anything. θ＼(；￢_￢)
I kind of wanted to punch him, actually. Is he usually like that?

[poppycock]

[ well that makes klaus smile. there's hope for this lad yet. ] Usually. He's a bit on the short side, dark hair, blue eyes, uses his eyebrows a lot?

[returnafavor]

[ Teach him your Damon-terrorizing ways, Klaus-senpai. ]

I'm not sure, he wasn't using video. That could be him? What's his name?

[poppycock]

[ IT WOULD BE HIS PLEASURE~

also wow damon that's almost halfway clever ]

His name is Damon. I assume you know my name is Klaus unless our friend got creative. What should I call you?

[returnafavor]

[ This is not going to end well, but Kise will probably be in over his head before he realizes this. Besides, payback at Damon, (hopefully) worth it! ]

Yeah, he said you were Klaus and that you loved helping strangers.

[ Kise feels he was entirely right to be skeptical about that claim. ]

Anyway, I'm Kise Ryouta~★ Nice to meet you!

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[ well klaus wouldn't jump the gun n that one. he can be very helpful when he likes. ] It's a pleasure. How long have you been here?

[returnafavor]

[ Helpful is good. Kise wouldn't even mind letting himself be used a little if it's for appropriate revenge. Maybe this won't be a total disaster. ]

A couple months? Since the perv gods ran off to this planet with their tails between their legs. How about you?

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Give or take the same. It's interesting they kept a few people around and discarded the rest. [ or, you know, just convenient for their desperate situation ]

[returnafavor]

I wish we could tell why they got rid of some people. You think if we made ourselves annoying enough, they'd send us home?